jokes on chiru
« on: August 04, 2010, 05:50:18 AM »
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1.
Ram Charan went for an art exhibition. He shouted at an art, Oh my god what a worst picture.
Exhibitor said, Excuse me sir it is a mirror.
2.
Panimanishi: AMMA garu! ME Patha CHEERALU naku Vaddu. chiru wife: Enduke?
Panimanishi: Meeru Anukoni Ayyagaru CHIRANJEEVI Naa Daggaraku Ravatamledu...
Keep smiling...
3.
ALLU ARJUN: mama! "VARUDU" super hit ayyindi.
CHIRU: orey, Jaffa !! munde NENU "ALWAYS FOOL" ni.
Malli NANNU Special ga "APRIL FOOL " cheyanavasaram ledhu ra....
4.
USA: we 1st landed on moon
Russia: we 1st land on VENUS
chiru: we(I &Aravind)1st landed on Sun
USA: No,you cant, its so hot..
chiru: Yes, we landed in d night yaar......
5.
chiru opened A College.
The Name of the the College is
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guess?
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"CHIRU MEDICAL COLLEGE OF INGINEERING."
or
"CHIRU WOMENS COLLEGE FOR BOYS"...
6.
Pavan ,chiru oka marriage ki vellaru.Pavan akkada
Plate lo Tissue Paper chusi edo Kotha Item la undani Tinabotunte
chiru: orey Jaffa! Adi Tinoddu, Asalu Taste Ledu...
7.
CHIRU was fillling a slam book.He didnt know meaning of zodiac sign.
He turned page & saw wat arivind wrote.allu wrote cancer,so chiru wrote AIDS.
8.
Once chiranjeevi met a dog in the jungle.He said, am
Jeevi!
Chiranjeevi!
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The dog bites him & replies
"I'm dog!
MAD dog..!!"
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RAMCHARAN jumps into building caught on fire and pulls out four men and later he was arrested.
why?
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Bcoz he pulled out firemen.
10.
Anchor: Which is your favourite dish?.
ALLU ARJUN: Dish tv &Tata sky
Anchor:what is ur favaourite dish?
RAM CHARAN: airtel
11.
After t20 stars cup
chiru :eni runs kotav ra
charan:double century miss ayindi............
chiru:avuna
charan:yes dad........just 199 kotali anthey
12.
After PRP anniversy chiru asked his wife:
Where do you want to go on completing prp anniversary?
wife: Somewhere I have never been.
chiru: How about the kitchen?
13.
CM Rossaih and Chiru inside the toilet.
CM: Good mrg, how do u do?
Sardar: Gud mrg, i open the zip and do.
14.
chiru & pavan went 2 a call gal.
pavan went in & cum out n said: shit my wife is better.
chiru went in & cum out n said: U r right ur wife is much better.
15.
CHIRU:Tirupathi lo Nenu gelichanu ante evaru nammatam ledu enduku?
Wife:nuv edava ani vallaku kuda telisindemo
Pavala kalyan: Eroju April 1 st
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Charan:dady,Ninnu aravind erripappa nu chesadu.Nannemo allu arjun
Chiru: em chesadu ra?
Charan: Missed call immani cheppi,phone Lift chesadu?
17.
Charan:dad,naku BIKE kavali.
Chiru:BIKE antha levu,nekenduku ra bike?
RCT:neku CAR undi,nv car antha unava?
Chiru:next movie hit aithe konistha
18.
Chiru's 60th Birthday
GUESTs asked why dis bulb on cake?
Chiru: Its dificult 2 put 60candles on cake so i put dis 60volt bulb....
19.
1day CHIRU was walking in d rain.
allu asked that there was a hole in d UMBRELLA?
CHIRU:
How do i know if rain stops, that's y this hole.
20.
one day CHIRU went to PRP office..
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ante chiru party office ki kuda pokudadha?
anthe babu chiru antene joke ani kindiki nokkutharu.
malli a smile okati face lo
« Last Edit: August 08, 2010, 10:10:00 PM by CHINNA2233 »
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